Concession Sales are Up!
Overall sales of Slime Dogs and Slug Slush have increased over last years's season totals. We need to thank all the volunteers, especially the Chairman of the Food Fundraising Committee, Ineta Bath, whose team serves in the concession booth at each game. Thank you, fellow Slimers! We couldn't do it without you!

Hug-A-Slug Luau a Huge Hit!
The Hug-A-Slug Luau was held on Saturday night in the Stickville High School gymnasium, following the Slugs' season-ending home loss to the Ainogold Giants, 112-9. In spite of the loss, the Slugs and their fans enjoyed a fun-filled evening of dancing and music, featuring the Pineapple Polynesian Dancers and their Hawaiian Band.

The head coach of the Slugs, Hugh Mongus, spoke to the crowd and thanked them for all their faithful support. "We've got a lot of the same players returning next year; their experience ought to help us score one or two more field goals in the upcoming season - not to mention our strong defense. Who knows? Maybe this is the year we score more than 10 points in a game!"

Giant Slug Terrorizes Boom Boulevard!
Witnesses claim that on the night of the Slug's home closer that they saw a giant slug walking down Boom Boulevard prior to the game. Of course, it was only Perry Noid, head chef from the Nuthouse Restaurant, dressed in his banana slug costume.

His wife, Ann Noid, sewed their matching outfits prior to the start of the Slug's football season and have been wearing them to every game since. Others have expressed interest in having her make costumes for them. Stop by the library on . Thanks, Ann!

Cheer Practice Suspended
Cheer practice for all Hug-A-Slug boosters will be suspended until a later date (TBA). A special thanks to all those who participated this season. GO SLUGS!