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FOR SALE    
  One slightly used tractor, doesn't run and has a broken axle. Needs new tires, seat, pistons, fuel tank, radiator, oil pan, gear shift, drive shaft and possibly the entire engine. Once the gophers are removed from the crankcase, a little tender-loving care will make this tractor as good as new. Best offer. REF#2078.
    500 rabbit cages, with rabbits. Sell individually or in lots. Recommend keeping rabbits separated whenever possible. $1.00 each. REF#1088.
    Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Make offer. REF#0057.
    Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. 6 bowls of different sizes. $8.00/set. REF.#1282.
  ANTIQUE DESK. Suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. $98 or best offer. REF#4522.
    Used tombstone. Perfect for someone named Earnestly Tarred. One only, includes delivery, $74. REF#1237.
    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. In perfect condition, except for the rust and broken handle. $32.00. REF#0894.
  2 Wire Mesh Butcher's Gloves. Right hand has 5-fingers, left hand 3-fingers. Total for the pair: $15. REF#1212.
    "Gourmet's Choice" Cow Manure. Guaranteed to grow huge tomatoes and giant mushrooms. 40 lb bag = $10.00. 60 lb bag = $12.00. By the truckload (1/2 ton) = $48.00. Slight odor - not exceptionally unpleasant. REF#6627.
    AMERICAN FLAG - 51 STARS, one of a kind, pole included. $99. REF#0847
  German Shepherd, 85 lbs. neutered. Speaks fluent German, with slight accent; can't read or write. $47, includes papers. REF#0090.
ANNOUNCEMENTS    
 

Lost pet cow. Wandered off from family picnic. Black with white spots, answers to the name of "Moomoo".

Any news of its whereabouts, please report to the Sheriff's Office at [email protected].